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A Three Step Guide to the Bottled Water Business.

1 Steal the water from people through a signed contract.

2 Put the water into plastic bottles.

3 Sell the water back to them at 8 times the price.

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Seven Steps to Slavery 

1 Mexicans are forced to return to Mexico.

2 A Labor shortage is created.

3 Wages are doubled to attract local people to take the jobs.

4 Doubling wages and even more doesn’t attract local people to take the jobs. The Labor shortage remains.

5 Local people are threatened with losing social support unless they take the jobs.

6 As any social support has long since been removed, the threat isn’t a threat. 

7 Slavery is introduced.



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