A lot of trouble has been gone to about proving the earth is flat here in Lincoln Nebraska, where it certainly looks flat. Recently a trip was made by an investigative group comprising of misters Mufflin, Dunderhead and Ersatz to the Pacific Ocean.
Once they’d all said “Gee that’s a big one.” and they’d all said “Thank you very much,” back to each other they set about taking a boat out to sea to show how a laser beam sent out to it from the shore would continue to hit the centre of the target no matter how far away from the shore they were - except that what happened was the laser beam steadily rose up the target until it fired over the target the farther they moved away from the shore.
The equipment was declared faulty and they returned to Nebraska. In addition to these forays into empirical experimentation forums for Conspiracy Theory discussion have been set up.
This week the focus is on Jet aircraft water condensation trails and what they really are which is why I’m interviewing Tristan Isolde the organiser of the round table forum event.
“What’s going on?”
“I have no idea.”
“No, I mean what’s going on in the round table forum event.”
“Oh yeah, that. Well, we’ll be talking about how the condensation trails from jet aircraft are really chemtrails full of experimental chemicals that threaten both our precious bodily fluids as well as our constitutional right to be completely deranged. ”
“And the evidence for this is?”
“They won’t release the evidence.”
“ So there is no evidence. Whereas the evidence there is plenty of says Jet aircraft trails are doing no such thing.”
“Oh, you can prove anything with evidence.”
“And at this point I’m handing you back to the studio.”
